Sarah. Nineteen. Slightly fucked up. That's all you really need to know. Wanna know more? Message Me <3

negritaaa:

TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?

420drugsandtits:

Weed+Pizza= PORN

or wezza

420drugsandtits:

Weed+Pizza= PORN

or wezza

Stop asking me to trust
you while I’m still coughing
up water from the last time
you let me drown.

my thoughts during school

  • why
    me:
  • i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
    me:
  • what if a man with a gun walked in right now
    me:
  • whens lunch
    me:
  • the fuck is this
    me:
  • why are you here
    me:
  • what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
    me:
  • dont touch me
    me:
  • ugh
    me:
mysticaljew:

oh my GOD

mysticaljew:

oh my GOD

vivala90s:

Gas Prices In The ’90s

vivala90s:

Gas Prices In The ’90s

“Before I met him, I would dance in the shower. When he was in my life, I would think about showering with him. After he left, I would sit on the ground in the shower and cry. When I got over him, I showered so quickly there was no time for dancing, fantasies or tears. Someone can invade the smallest parts of your life, you won’t even realize it until you dance in the shower again and wonder why you ever stopped.”

(via sleepychick)

This really touched me

(via these-greatexpectations)